I ALWAYS seem to make myself seem ridiculously retarded every time I am around one.

Today, at one of my tables, there was this beautiful young man. I could barely form actual words while trying to take his order. Well he asked me if we had any butter and honey to go with his biscuit; do you know what said when I gave it to him? “Here’s your boney (i pronounced that as “bunny”) and hutter. Really? I wanted to DIE.  … Luckily he was really cool about it and said that he does stuff like that all the time but i’m sure that he was just trying to help me seem less like a dork than i already was.

After work today I headed to six flags and met everyone from small group and we had a LOT of fun! So Tyler, Matt, Callie, Ryan and I all get on Acrophobia (the one that drops you 200 feet-INCREDIBLE) and there was this >not ugly< guy who I kept making eye contact with while i was getting on the ride. Well, we all go to get off. I am on the shorter side so I was having trouble. Well I figure I will just try and hop over my seat to get out…NOPE.

Before I knew it i was on my back on the ground. I didn’t quite make it over the thing i was jumping over and I clipped it. Wow. I didn’t have the courage to see if Cute Guy was laughing at me. It was enough that all my FRIENDS were laughing. But I won’t lie. It was HILARIOUS!  I was laughing so hard that even when Ryan helped me up…I couldn’t walk straight and almost fell over AGAIN. Wow. Good times.

Haha no wonder i’m single lol!

That was my exciting yet somewhat embarrassing day. I even have a big nasty scrape where I landed on my knee after failing to jump over my seat.

Anyways: FreedomGeneration TOMORROW!!!!